Tanya, 41 - 30 июля 2007 21:25

[SIZE=+1][COLOR=red][FONT=Times][FONT=Times][FONT=Impact]Choosing a wife [/FONT][/FONT]
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A man wanted to get married.


He was having trouble choosing


among three likely candidates.


He gives each woman a present of $5,000


and watches to see what they do


with the
money.



The first does a total make-over.


She goes to a fancy beauty salon,


gets her hair done, new make-up


and buys several new outfits,


then dresses up very nicely for the man.


She tells him that she has done this


to be more attractive for him


because she loves him so much.


The man was impressed.


The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.


She gets him a new set of golf clubs,


some new gizmos for his computer,


and some expensive clothes.


As she presents these gifts,


she tells him that she has spent


all the money on him


because she loves him so much


Again, the man is impressed.


The third invests the money in the stock market.


She earns several times the $5,000.


She gives him back his $5,000


and reinvests the remainder


in a joint account.


She tells him that she wants to save


for their future


because she loves him so much.


Obviously, the man was
impressed.



The man thought for a long time


about what each woman had done


with the money he'd given her.
























Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.





Men are like that, you know.

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